The Parking God and the Parking Demon

Two of the video clips that have gone viral in China this month are of drivers parking their cars. One man in Fujian Province is exceptionally good and has come to be known as the “Parking God of Fujian Province” because of his skill in maneuvering his car into an insanely tiny space.

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I love the way he just exits and re-enters the parking space just to show off!

And if that man in Fujian is the “Parking God,” then perhaps this driver in Jiangsu, who obviously has absolutely no idea how to get his car out of the parking space, should get the title “Parking Demon.” 15 times he hits the other cars!!

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It reminds me of the time years ago when I was out with a friend who had just gotten her license. We got into a situation that required a 3-point turn and she didn’t have a clue how to do it. “I don’t know how to go backwards,” she told me. She eventually made me get behind the wheel and execute the maneuver.

You can read more about the “Parking God” at That’s Magazine.

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Chinese Bumper Stickers

A couple of months ago I wrote a post about my obsessive observation of mops in China. I don’t want you to think that my obsession is limited to taking note of mops. There are other things I notice as well.

Like bumper stickers.

I try to always have my camera at the ready to snap a picture of a bumper sticker.

Herewith are pictures of bumper stickers that I’ve taken recently.







Be warned. There’s lots more where these came from!

Related Post: Top Ten Features of China’s Car Culture

Top Ten Features of China’s Car Culture

When I first came to China there were very few cars on the roads–just the occasional Shanghai Sedan models with curtains drawn. Only officials had access to cars back then and they did not want to be seen by the people. The streets were instead filled with bicycles — big black bicycles — that were sturdy workhorses — think SUVs with 2 wheels. When the occasional car approached a cyclist, or more likely a clump (what is the proper measure word for cyclist anyway) of cyclists, they always honked, not so much to tell the riders to get out of the way, but more to say “I’m here!”


At night the cars drove without their headlights on to prevent blinding the bikers; however drivers occasionally needed to see as well (the 20 watt light bulbs on the street lamps were no use), so they would suddenly flash their lights on and off real fast (high beams naturally) to see what might be on the road in front of them. This sudden flash of light would, of course temporarily blind the cyclist, sending them careening into the bushes or onto the sidewalks.  There’s a story out there — I don’t know if it’s true or an urban legend — that on a trip to New York in the late 1980’s the mayor of Beijing was astonished to discover that cars drove with their lights on at night.  He was so impressed that he came back and ordered Beijing drivers to do the same.


In the mid-1990’s the government allowed private citizens to own cars, and thus was the Chinese love affair with the automobile born. Today, everyone (but me) wants to own a car–after all if their neighbors have one, they’d better get one too. As a result, China has developed its own unique ‘car culture’ — I guess you could call it “Motoring with Chinese Characteristics.”


To give you a feel for things, herewith is my list of the top ten features of China’s car culture:


1.  Cartoons are a necessary accessory, with Snoopy, Mickey Mouse, and Hello Kitty being the favorites.  I have never been able to figure out the connection between cars and cartoons, but it’s there. The more cartoon accessories you have, from seat covers to dashboard toys, the better.


2.  Stuffed animals love to ride in cars.  Again, the more stuffed animals you can have in your back window the better.


3. The seats must have covers — rattan, fur, silk, you name it — but the original car upholstery must never be visible.


4. Black is beautiful.  Black cars are a sign of status, wealth and power.  If you have none of those, but have a black car, at least you can make others think you have them.


5. A Buick is considered to be a luxury status vehicle.


6. There are only 2 rules of the road: don’t hit and don’t get hit.  Anything you do to accomplish those two objectives is fair game.


7. Your car must be washed on the day before the Chinese Lunar New Year, even if there are 100 cars in line ahead of you at the car wash. We can’t start off the new year with a dirty car now, can we?


8. Most sidewalks double as parking lots.


9. Seat belts are optional. The law actually states that they are not optional, but most drivers ignore that — until they pull up to an intersection with a traffic camera, in which case they will drape it across their lap so it looks like its fastened until they drive past the camera. If a passenger sitting in the front seat of a taxi  tries to actually fasten it (usually only a foreigner does this), the driver will look offended. Said foreigner figures it’s his life or the the driver’s face, and opts to fasten it anyway.


10. Automobile-driving city slickers need somewhere to go on the weekends, so they head to villages and resorts in the mountains to eat fish. Most outings in China usually involve eating fish. What’s interesting about this activity in China is the collective nature of it. No one wants to do a weekend drive alone so they hook up with others (usually who have the same model of car) and head to the hills in convoys — car clubbing, I call it. The call goes out to meet at a designated spot on the freeway (usually just outside the toll booth), then off they go.


In March I went with some visitors to the Great Wall, and we spotted this car club out for a weekend drive.  It was a club of Peugeot drivers. Notice the flashing lights — to help them all stay together.