It’s Last Tuesday, or Next Thursday,…or Something

Thursday was the last day of the 8 day National Day holiday here in China, so everyone went back to work yesterday (Friday).  Now the weekend is here, and people are still working. You see, in order to get 8 days in a row, we have to have two make-up days this weekend.  Last night I was out for dinner with friends and we actually found ourselves in an absurd conversation trying to figure out what Saturday and Sunday are.  Are they last Monday and Tuesday? Or next Thursday and Friday?

I wrote about this quirky phenomenon in a post called "It's Next Thursday" a few years back.  Time to republish it here.

It's Next Thursday

Here
in China we're gearing up for the big May Holiday (May 1 is
International Workers Day), which officially begins on Monday.  In
1999, the government decreed that henceforth this holiday would include
7 days off, not the 3 that it had been for ages.  All government
offices, schools, factories, and most businesses (not retail) will
close their doors for 7 days.  The main reason for this extended
holiday (or "golden week" as its called) is not to celebrate the hard
work and dedication of the workers. Rather, the government instituted
the week-long holiday in an attempt to get people to spend money. 
"Hey, I know, let's give them 7 days to shop and travel and spend
money—get all those billions of yuan out from under the mattresses
and into the economy."  The great international communist holiday has
morphed into one grand frenzy of unabashed consumerism.  LONG LIVE THE
WORKERS.  WHAT'S ON SALE AT IKEA?

But this being China, nothing is as it seems, and everything is more
complex than it appears at first glance.  Ok, so beginning Monday, we
have 7 days off.  BUT….today and tomorrow (Saturday and Sunday) are
work days.  Come again?  That's right.  Everybody here put in a full
work week Monday to Friday, and have now had to work this weekend as
well.  The way it plays out is that this Saturday and Sunday are really
next Thursday and Friday.  Are you in school? Whatever classes are
scheduled for next Thursday and Friday are being held today and
tomorrow.  Today is next Thursday and tomorrow is next Friday!

It's true that beginning on Monday, everyone will have 7 days away
from work.  But, they've just come off of 7 days straight at work.  In
other words, in a 14 day period, everyone will have worked for a total
of 7 days.  In a normal 14 day period, everyone would have worked for
10 days.  Which means that they're only really getting three days off. 

Hey wait.  Wasn't that what it was to start with?  Me thinks that a billion people are being hoodwinked here!