Upon entering China, there are many forms that need to be filled out. An Immigration Entry Form. A customs Form. A Health Form. On this form, the arrivee is asked to list all the diseases from which they currently suffer, along with various symptoms that might be present. Of course there are the usual things, like fever, coughing, and mysterious rashes. But recently a new one has been added: snivelling. I presume that both idiots and non-idiots alike are supposed to report their snivelling.
So, if you’re coming to China anytime soon, remember, NO SNIVELLING!!